Three minute video from the AgeUK Berkshire Historical Walk in Reading along the Holybrook and River Kennet
Three minute video from the AgeUK Berkshire Historical Walk in Reading along the Holybrook and River Kennet
At Half-term, June 2012, we are just hanging around in the Museum of English Rural Life with iPads, Berkshire Farmer Books and the iMuse trolley. Visitors are trying bits of the trail, with labels fastened with soft tape to objects, QR codes and (a selected few) Widgit symbols, videos showing stuff working, extracts of the story being read, photos from the archives.
Children are borrowing the iPads to draw and take photos (and transform them optically). We’ve tweeted some as an easy way to save them. Interesting that we got a drawing of a ‘Tractor at Night’ – good to see an understanding of modern farming techniques in an 8 year old, though the ‘Farmer Pirates’ treasure map was an interesting mix of themes!
A family watched the video from the Amners Farm Lambing Sunday – though some turned away during the actual birth, one raised the subject of stillbirth which showed an encouraging understanding of the sometimes grim reality.
We also showed the Olympics Trail – the animations [story lines from two Reading schools as part of the Cultural Olympiad] went down very well, and did lead to discussion on javelin throwing and Greek boxing. Young children knew more about the street dancing moves than iMuse. Also brief iMuse visit to the Ure Museum of Greek Archaeology, Reading, revealed that the animator has now published the full thing which is great news. See Ure View Animating Ancient Greece on Youtube
MERL has a very relaxed area with toys, a rug to play on and comfortable seats. It’s a natural place to sit showing stuff on mobiles like the iPads with people dipping in to look at stuff or draw or talk. Not all museums have this though. iMuse will have to think about what/whether it could do in a more formal place.
Village Fete coming up 9 June. iMuse will report it here.
We are working on a 5-stop (one for each day of the Ancient Olympics) trail in the Ure Museum of Classical Archaeology. Each stop will have one object associated with a particular day.
Material has been gathered from the Open University’s excellent Openlearn Olympics information.
Some of the same problems as in the Berkshire Farmer trail have been encountered, plus the added wrinkle that Openlearn uses Flash for its animations so we are unable to show these on an iPad.
Our urge to try a more ‘industry standards’ compliant tablet is great, but we probably do not have the manpower to support another tablet, and the iPad accessibility options are otherwise good.
We have been able to use the animations from the Reading schools/animator/Ure cultural olympiad project in the iPad version being tried over half term in the Ure Museum. The animator and the Museum have granted permission to use elsewhere but we await permission from funders (?) as use on other mobile devices would require publishing.
Labels with QR codes and Widgit symbols are now tied to various objects in the Museum of English Rural Life with (soft) tape supplied by the Museum Conservator. We’ve started to let visitors try it for themselves on our iPad-on-a-trolley.
Video, especially of the thresher, was popular yesterday, as was breaking out to draw corn and ‘countryside’ on the iPad and take transformed photos.
Maybe the trail should take the visitor straight to a video clip before offering other options?
Some visitors who are not iPad-users find the concept of ‘tap’ [the buttons] don’t ‘push’ (as you would with an ordinary button) difficult. Not being able to play a video as soon as a QR code is scanned (for example) is nasty and seems to be an iPad ‘quirk’ which has no (believable-rational) explanation. The Kiosk Pro app has been useful to run demos of the trail where no wi-fi or wireless signal is available (especially good for Country Fayre in a marquee) but of course we need a signal when, say, a Youtube video forms part of the trail. If the iPad is online, the app is not ‘allowed’ (?) to use the camera.
Odd ‘features’ like this make it difficult to produce a really sound (ergonomically) ‘webapp’. It may just be impossible to have a perfect solution for loaned-out iPads. The situation is different with the users’ own devices of course – they will know how to tap/scroll etc and the museum will not have to worry about the visitors accessing other sites on the web – it will be up to the visitor.
We have two versions of the ‘app’. One for each stop on the trail, intended for use by a visitor standing in front of an object, and with access to the QR code. The other which can be used ‘standalone’ with arrow keys to take you from one stop to the next.
|Mondrian-on-iPad inspiring bunting design for MERL Fete, 9 June, Reading|
Visitors to MERL’s stand at Lambing Sunday, Amner’s Farm, near Reading, Berkshire, UK, 29 April 2012 made their own sheep and took photos of real ones, and some very new lambs, with iMuse iPads.
We tweeted some @imuse_programme and put them in our sheep gallery alongside other pictures from the MERL.
See Tweet-a-Sheep’s set of photos on Flickr.
See Loren’s photos of lambs here.
And we made a video of a lamb being born.
|And here it is being watched – MERL and iMuse ‘Cultivating knowledge’!|
But, Chief Engineer Rab Bit and his team have to test the fire engine.
Disaster strikes as Rab is walking to the village through the woods. He steps on a rabbit trap. He drops his notebook. He manages to escape but his leg is broken. He can’t organise the fire engine test.
His team do their best.
They wheel the fire engine down to the village pond. They put one end of a hose in the water. They hold the end of the other hose up towards the trees. They start pumping. Everyone comes to watch.
A great cheer goes up as the water gets to the top of the trees. The fire engine is working.
But suddenly they hear a scream. Mummy Duck comes running up. Duckling is missing. One minute he was taking his first swim in the pond. The next he was nowhere to be seen.
Whatever happened? And where is Duckling?
Crack Reading detectives are called in to look at the evidence.
Some children by the pond thought they saw something fly past. Luckily one of them has taken a video on her phone. The detectives have a good look at it.
Is that Duckling zooming past? It can’t be. Duckling can’t fly yet. He was only just learning to swim.
The detectives find out how the fire engine works.
Was Duckling sucked up by the fire engine? But that should be impossible. A fire strainer on the end of the hose would have stopped anything being sucked up.
They find Rab Bit’s notebook where he’d dropped it by the rabbit trap. He had made a note to take the fire strainer with him.
The detectives hunt for the fire strainer. It looks very new and completely unused.
The detectives have discovered that the team forgot all about the fire strainer. Duckling must have been sucked up by the fire engine and shot out of the other end towards the trees.
They hunted high and low. Eventually they found Duckling, looking very angry, high up in a tree.
Mummy Duck was very happy.
The fire team were rather embarrassed but they never forgot the fire strainer again.
Chief Engineer Rab Bit was so grateful that he gave the detectives a medal and tickets to watch his favourite film, Tilley and the Fire Engines (1911).
The not-so-Alternate Reality
Built in 1839, the fire engine at the Museum of English Rural Life, Reading, UK was in service for over a century. It was tested on Good Fridays as that was the only day, apart from Sundays, that the people in the Norfolk village did not have to work. Testing it was a spectacle that everyone came out to view.
|Privy photo courtesy the Ramsey Rural Museum Cambs|
A Chief Engineer and two other men were paid a small amount to tend the engine which was last used on a call to a privy fire in 1930.
Further information about the fire engine is in the Museum of English Rural Life catalogue
Just as we were setting-up the trail in the Museum, Fred the Conservator showed us a wonderful Huntley & Palmer biscuit tin. Dating from the 1890s, the tin depicts a steam-driven fire-engine drawn by two horses, with lively scenes of fire fighting. Fred kindly put it in the horse-vet display case near the fire-engine. Fantastic real-time museum display design! Huntley & Palmers was a central part of Reading life in the 19th and 20th centuries, and Alfred Palmer built ‘East Thorpe’ (Later St Andrews Hall) which now houses the Museum’s extensive archives.
Fred also found a video showing a fire engine like the one in the MERL being pulled by a horse in the Netherlands.http://www.brandweerevenementen.nl/Videos/MOV02419.MPG
and there’s another Tilley engine being demonstrated in New Zealand at http://youtu.be/2Ed39zcO84Y
iMuse in Reading is creating a small exhibition to accompany The Friends’ London Road Campus Heritage Trail (Sunday 25 March 2012 – all welcome). After a morning going through the photos we already have from The Friends’ and Women’s Club previous mini exhibitions plus those in the UMASCS (University Museum and Archives and Special Collections Services) archive at the Museum, we had to check out where a couple of them were actually taken
|(original (c) University of Reading)|
Here the correct lodge is pinned down through its unusual decoration. Another photo, claimed to be from Shinfield on an official University postcard (not the Museum’s fault!), was found to come from the old Dairy immediately outside the Museum building itself. Verified by counting bricks and position of drainpipes. A good mark for iMuse’s heritage sleuthing if not a very glamorous task.
Now we have to decide how to display – on separate exhibition boards and/or overlaid on the diagram of the new use for the site and/or on a diagram of the old site layout and/or via Flickr, Pinterest, Tumblr, Historypin. How best to arrange for display on iPads or visitors’ phones? How much text/audio to add? Should we trial doing ‘proper’ audio descriptions? How to keep the photos for another time?
What will work best in the reception area for the Sunday event? Will the University Court the next day be in the same place? How can we support the lightweight, cardboard display as the walls aren’t totally flat (there’s a piece of panelling on one, window halfway up on the other).
For an IT based programme, iMuse people are spending a lot of time with double-sided sticky-tape and paper…here printing out the basic photos for the exhibition… and it went 3D when the iMuse trolley was delivered – flatpacked.
Next week we’ll get back to digital….
|How many women does it take to assemble a flatpack? It was the third one who cracked and asked a man for a set of screwdrivers…|
Lorna noted these comments made during the Great Reading Cheese Mystery trial at the Museum of English Rural Life.
“best trail I’ve ever done at a museum”
“it was really fun and I liked it a lot” (6 year old)
“it was fun but someone was sitting on the basket at clue 6”
“it was fun but hard to find the information” -older girl 11/12ish
“that was really, really good fun”
“that was just excellent”
And here are some observations:
– one person did the entire trail without returning to scan the clues (this was an adult who said they had a child, although the child wasn’t actually seen at any point)
– observation from adult who took two children round separately (i.e. adult went round trail twice) commented that they ‘got bored of reading the parents’ sheet and gave up reading it after struggling through the first paragraph.’ they felt ‘it took the enjoyment away from the trail’ and that they ‘enjoyed and learnt a lot more from just reading and using the detectives report to communicate with the children’. [Further observation from Annette – most parents seemed to have enough to cope with without taking a parents’ sheet. We printed 25 and probably got rid of no more than a dozen (though at least 84 adults took children round. The more useful place for them was probably for those who stayed to talk further about Reading and cheese – not many but enough to make it worthwhile – though most times I forgot there was a sheet they might find interesting post the trail. Speculating I would say the sheet looked too serious and ‘school like’ for what was meant to be a fun, shared half term activity encouraging communication].
– after a while clues began to curl and the inigma machine failed to recognise them
– some clues were found ripped up [very carefully, along the dividing lines and put back in the clue basket – making it difficult to see in passing that the stock of clues was running low. This was next to the tinies’ model farm play-area so may have been a 2 year old vandal from there rather than a registered detective. Annette has kept the one that was actually chewed as a souvenir].
– as far as our records go, only one parent-child set started the trail but did not finish it – in fact stopped after going to the first clue site, saying the game was too difficult for the 6 year old and the child did not want to continue. More support was offered but not accepted.
– a parent and child were doing the rat trail and came and asked if I knew where the last rat was. I explained that Judith at the desk had a help sheet. As Judith was on the phone and there was a slight queue. I offered to have a look at their clipboard and see if I could remember where the last one they were looking for was. This led to me getting the rat trail up on the iPad [this is on the Open University’s free Our Story app] and talking the child through each slide on there, to see if they had found the rat pictured. This helped them find the rat they had missed, without being too obvious about where it was. They then went off to find said rat and later when undertaking the cheese mystery, thanked me for the help in finding it. Not strictly cheese mystery but I thought it was a good thing to note and they seemed to quite enjoy looking at the rats on the iPad. They also got correct names for objects of where the rats where hidden when going through them on the iPad. (as in the object names of where they found the rats were slightly incorrect in the first instance)
– there seem to be 2 ways of viewing the Mystery – one as a quest and other as getting round the museum. A lot of children saw it as a quest-like adventure whereas for parents/grandparents etc that went round with younger ones, it was more of a different way of getting around the museum. [we had deliberately designed it so the groups had to go through a substantial part of the museum for three clues, and for another had to go in the opposite direction to the temporary exhibition which people often said they had not realised was there].
– cheese making part of the trail – a lot of people missed the full content of this part of the trail and the detectives’ report came to the bottom of the page part way through and therefore this led to them missing the need to turn over the page. Maybe a P.T.O would have been helpful here [we tried to get more of a ‘flow’ about the actual cheese making process at one clue stop. This meant changing gear to look at 3 objects and as it coincided with having to turn the page on the detective report, a lot did not manage to do all of this. By contrast, a few families looked really closely, lead poisoning being a topic which one mother and child had discussed and the child really interested in e.g.].
– one child asked to do it again – completed it very quickly
– ‘but we can find it’ – two girls [?] when asked if they knew what a milk float was – a positive can-do attitude as despite saying no they didn’t know what it was they weren’t fazed at all and declared as it says that ‘we can find it!’
– Lady (grandparent) was going to tell the story of smelling the cheese to others as she found it very humorous and obviously a must-tell to her friends!
– Reading cheese press – thought it was from Dorset [it was – where it was made. Quite a lot of people didn’t take the extra step to read the old museum label to find where it had been used. – and did a label disappear during the week? This was another ‘change of gear’ in terms of observation which many didn’t manage]
A local farmer, Bert Houghton, wrote some charming books in the ’80s and ’90s about his experiences.
We were introduced to them by his step-daughter, who is the head of a special school nearby. We’ve now found copies of ‘Not just a Berkshire Farmer’ and ‘Just more of the Berkshire Farmer’ in the Museum of English Rural Life library, and also on Amazon (so we’ve splashed out). All the copies are signed by Bert which is a lovely touch. The Museum archivists have also found us the copy of Farmers’ Weekly for 1975 on which a poem in the book is based.
We’ve found some objects in the MERL that are very similar to those in some of the illustrations. We are now trying to find out who may own the rights now to both the illustrations and the text to see if we might use them in a trail around the Museum, especially for visitors who might find communication difficult for one reason or another.
Our ideas are similar to those for the Olympic trail (see next blog). A two-sided card would hang from the object. One side might look something like this:
Amy in the Ure Museum, University of Reading, UK, has given us some terrific material for an Olympics trail. This would be in addition to their exciting work they are already doing with the Open University producing an iPhone app, and also two local schools looking at the objects in imaginative and fun ways.
We think a shortish trail of a few Olympic-related objects, described in Widgit symbols and augmented by info online might be fun and useful especially for those who find reading and general communication difficult.
Our current idea is to have a card printed on both sides hanging near an object. Amy has pointed out a very useful area next to each case which we might be able to fasten things to without in any way disturbing the current displays.
The card would have quite sizeable dimensions – something like 7cm x 21cm – to make it easy to handle. Visitors could either use it as it is, ignoring the QR code, or could scan the code with their own phones or, for specially organised trips, with an imuse iPad box (which is designed to be specially easy to use for anyone who finds accurate use of a touch screen a bit problematic).
Here’s a preliminary mock-up of a card. We’d welcome comments on usability etc. Note that the symbols are copyright Widgit Symbols Ltd.
We needed a cast-iron way that visitors taking part in the game could get the ‘clues’ decoded. Having experienced problems with wi-fi coverage in some parts of the museum, and also found some visitors had problems with the iPad touch screen, we used an iPad box and security device to make a (very) simple prototype ‘machine’ to stand in one place in the museum. Holes were cut in the box to allow use of the cameras, access to the power inlet and so on.
An iPad 2 was loaded with the i-nigma QR code reader app, placed inside a security shield and placed on top of the box.
A small adjustment was needed – an extra ‘slot’ through which a torch could be shone when light levels were low.
We did not use the matchbox to load clues in practice as it was fiddly and added time. Children just put the clues (which were printed on ordinary 90gm paper) into the slot which was made half an inch deep.
However, some further adjustment is needed to guide the code to an exact spot. Children using the machine enjoyed ‘lining up’ the code with the reader’s preferred area, but for more certain outcomes when used by those who might find this difficult, or who are more interested in getting the information than ‘playing’ with the iPad, there needs to be a guidance mechanism for the card containing the code.
The iPad cover was taped to the box to prevent users slipping things down inside. We are going to encourage visitors to bring their own iPads. A similar box onto which they can put their own iPad without fixing it permanently might be worth trying.
For general use around the museum, we will also try mounting the box on a trolley. This might also get round the fears about security. Not a solution that would be feasible in a very crowded gallery, but one that might work in smaller, less densely visitor-packed museums, or for use in small tour groups. It will also help those who find carrying the iPad for any length of time difficult, and those who find it difficult to ‘line up’ a QR code on an object with a smartphone or iPad camera.
If the box proves useful we might get one made of a suitable material (wood perhaps for the Rural Life museum).
It would be too intrusive to have this sort of box in many fixed places around the museum. However, it sounds as though there has been some work on doing something similar for visitors to use with their phones and we’ll investigate that. It may be a way of getting round the lack of NFC (near field communication) on current generation iPhones and other smartphones and could help those who find lining up on a QR code difficult, for example because of poor hand-eye coordination or through sight-impairment.
This note gives the numbers taking part in the imuse-organised activities in the Museum of English Rural Life, Reading, UK, half-term week February 2012 .
Number of children: 134
Quite a few more than: 85 adults
Total number of people more than: 219
The Great Cheese Mystery Trail is described in other posts.
Tuesday: 30 children; 21 groups = min no adults. Total at least: 51
Wednesday: 20 children; 13 groups = min no adults. Total at least: 33
Thursday: 32 children; 18 groups = min no adults. Total at least: 50
Friday: 39 children; 26 groups = min no adults. Total at least: 65
Saturday: 11 children; 5 groups = min no adults. Total at least: 16
Sunday:2 children; 2 groups = min no adults. Total at least: 4
The Great Reading Cheese Mystery ‘full story’ can be read online (available through www.imuse.org.uk which children had on the bottom of their certificates at the end (though quite often we forgot to point this out).) The online story has been opened 35 times to date.
The ‘vagueness’ of some clues (referred to in Rob’s post, below) led to increased interaction between visitors and the imuse people manning the ‘Forensic Lab’. This is a plus for a communications-charity project! It would be a minus if we wanted to have trails where the visitors could do them unaided and/or we didn’t have a fairly highly manned central place visitors could go for help/discussion.
Feedback from children was almost universally enthusiastic. They were given a chance to ‘vote’ at the end on whether it was ‘fun’, ‘sort of OK’, ‘not fun’ by putting the appropriate smiley face card into the i-nigma machine (the iPad). We weren’t very careful about asking everyone to vote, and sometimes a vote was put in for a group rather than individually.
The more adult vote (‘we found out quite a bit’, ‘we found out a little’, ‘we didn’t find out anything new’) had even lower numbers of participants as we rather got involved in the business of cheese sniffing, hearing what people had to say and managing the certificates and the machine.
For what it’s worth the feedback into the machine was:
It was fun: 79; it was sort of OK: 8; it wasn’t fun: 2;
We found out quite a bit: 20; we found out a little:8; we didn’t find out anything new: 2
Probably the place where adults found out most was at the end where there could be a discussion about Berkshire not being a traditional cheese county, but that local cheese making had a renaissance (two were named in the trail and contained local place names), that the BDI dairy was next door and now the cafe and that Reading still had a strong interest in dairying and cheese-making courses in particular. Several adults said they’d never known that and a few stayed longer to discuss further.
Whether many of the children learned a lot is difficult to judge. Reactions varied from a child coming back telling us about the cheese press being poisonous (it contained lead) and other detail about objects, to those who zoomed around looking for the next clue at high speed.
At least two children downgraded their vote from ‘it was fun’ to ‘it was sort of OK’ explicitly because of the smell of the cheese (the adults protested to them that they’d had tremendous fun, but this did not sway their vote!). One 8 year old went to see his grandmother later that day and said he was going to sue us because he’d never forget the smell….
We also had a ‘ways of i-seeing’ activity (to mirror the Museum’s own activities with various optical devices such as kaleidoscopes) where a visitor could pick their favourite museum object, and transform it optically using the Photobooth app on an iPad 2 (securely slung around their neck). We know 8 people took part early on in this, producing some interesting results (see www.imuse.org.uk for pointer to these on Flickr) but we ran out of effort to run the two activities in parallel.
We had not advertised these activities and very much benefited from being ‘off the back’ of the Museum’s advertised activities, with people able to join-in several activities during their visit. Tuesday and Thursday had activities for 6+ advertised, and Friday for younger children.
The ‘iMuse in Reading’ sub-project aims to encourage people to learn more about their heritage and that of others in novel ways. We are creating a mini ‘Alternate Reality Game’ (ARG) aimed at families with children aged 6-13 visiting the Museum of English Rural Life during half-term, February 2012. The techniques we used were informed by a workshop at the Museum Computer Network conference in Atlanta, Georgia, November 2011.
The Museum has a growing interest in promoting ‘Sense of Place’ and ‘iMuse in Reading’s’ funder (Reading Borough Council through its Culture and Sport Fund) wishes to promote local people’s knowledge of local history.
We have selected a topic which takes advantage of the fact that the Museum is on the site of the newly refurbished University of Reading London Rd campus. Serenditpitously, the building next door to the Museum was a dairy used by the British Dairy Institute, an associate of the old pre-University College. This building is now a cafe and serves as the cafe for Museum visitors. Objects from the Institute and from the University are in the Museum, and the University maintains a strong tradition of both dairy research and specialist teaching in its departments of Food Science and Agriculture. Reading itself being a highly urban environment, it seemed likely that many local people did not know about this historical and continuing link with rural life.
The Museum holds an extensive collection of objects related to butter-making and runs events which include butter-making. However, Lorna’s advice was that cheese had the potential to be more ‘hilarious’ to children. With the help of Greta, a member of Museum staff, we scanned the online catalogue. There were some striking objects with local dairy connections [e.g. cheese press, milk float] and some which were strikingly large but unlikely to have been noticed before [e.g. whey heater, milk churn].
There was also the potential for following a storyline – cheese production – though we have had to modify this slightly due to the layout of the Museum being materials- rather than process- based, and some relevant equipment being in the not-so-accessible store upstairs.
Berkshire is not well-known for traditonal cheese making, but there has fairly recently been a resurgence of interest in specialist cheeses, and there are now two cheese-makers within a few miles of Reading, both making cheeses with locally-related names (Barkham Blue and Spenwood, named after Spencer’s Wood).
There was a further piece of context we wanted to include. The Museum has a temporary exhibition of rural photographs and has based this half-term activities around the theme of ‘all things optical’ encouraging visitors to investigate new ‘ways of seeing’. While our other activity (Ways of i-seeing, qv) more closely follows this theme, there was potential for including a photo in the game.
The Museum had advertised its activities for this week as suitable for children 6+ so it seemed sensible to aim for the same age range as we had done no advertising of the game.
After some discussion, and several ‘walks around’ the main, ground floor area, we firmed up on these aims for the game:
For us a chance
At the time of writing this post, a draft trail has been tested by Rebecca, 13. As a result, some modifications are needed to make parts of the trail a little more (but not too!) obvious. When this is complete, a further blog will describe how the game was created and publish the materials used. Meanwhile, a draft of the backstory can be read here. This will be updated to reflect the revised game plan before it goes live on Tuesday.
Pongo Cheddar is professor of Food Technology at Reading University.
He is short of money because he made an unwise investment in Cheesey Wotsits just before the world economy took a massive dive in 2008. For some time his colleagues have noticed his suspicious behaviour. He has been spotted observing the dairy herd at odd hours. He has been seen sneaking into the University dairy in Redlands Rd late at night.
When the secret cheese formula disappeared at the same time as the Professor, Chief Inspector Mouse of Thames Valley Police was called in to investigate. However, the case completely baffled him. Cheesed off, the University called in crack detectives from Reading to help out.
A forensic lab was set up in the Museum of English Rural Life right next door to the dairy.
Detectives were issued with their ID cards which gave them access to the lab’s patent i-nigma machine. This could analyse clues at some speed.
A piece of black cloth was found. i-nigma analysed it as coming from an academic gown. The Farm Manager had spotted one abandoned near one of the University’s farms. Detectives searched for it and found it hanging near an old Suffolk wagon. Looking up, they noticed this was a prime vantage point from which to view some types of animal which produced milk for cheese. They counted the types and then found another clue – bits of straw.
i-nigma identified it as straw from an experimental field near where the University kept its historic steam engine. Detectives rushed to the spot and noted the words inscribed in the ground next to the cows. They found evidence that the Professor had been there, his college scarf. They also found a third clue – a sort of white splat. They eagerly got i-nigma to analyse it.
It was fresh milk from the University’s dairy herd. It looked as though someone had spilt it when stealing the cows’ milk. Detectives found a milk float parked outside the dairy. They noticed it came from Caversham. The Professor lived in Caversham. Was there some link?
Detectives took a good look around the dairy. There were several bits of cheese-making equipment. They found the whey heater up against the wall beside an enormous milk churn. They noted it was made of wood and metal. It had been used recently.
Calling in a cheese-making expert from the Food Science Department, they realised the next stage would be to press the cheese so they went hunting for a cheese press.
Yes, they noted that the green cheese press had been used at the University! And the Professor’s mortar board was abandoned next to it. Had he been secretly making cheese from the formula?
Nearby was another clue. i-nigma analysed it as horse hair. A horse and cart had been spotted leaving the dairy at great speed late at night. Was It being driven by the Professor?
Searching for the cart they found it parked but no one was to be seen. However, a green welly was left nearby, and they took the clue they found there back to i-nigma. i-nigma confirmed it was mud from the welly boot and seemed to come from a farm nearby.
Detectives visited the farm and discovered police photographer Justin Partyka had already taken a photo of the old pantry which contained a vital piece of evidence, a plastic supermarket carrier bag. Nearby they found a further clue, a fingerprint. i-nigma confirmed it matched the Professor’s fingerprint and also had pungent cheese molecules on it.
The evidence seemed to be getting stronger and stronger, as was the dreadful smell! In a small cupboard, their nose told them they had the final bit of evidence. A new form of Stinking Bishop cheese. The Professor had been in talks with supermarket giant, Tesco, hoping to make a fortune by selling the formula.
His colleagues in the Food Science Department were furious as they had all worked on the new formula and were hoping to share in the fame it would bring them.
Professor Pongo Cheddar was up in Reading Crown Court for formula theft and endangering public health by manufacturing a malodorous cheese.
Chief Inspector Mouse retired early, too embarrassed that Reading’s detectives had solved the Great Cheese Mystery where he had failed.
The Detectives were awarded certificates of appreciation by the grateful University.
The formula was safe again.
The not-so-alternate reality
The building which is now the Eat cafe next to the Museum of English Rural Life was part of the British Dairy Institute. This taught cheese-making, and some of their equipment later came to the Museum. The University of Reading still teaches cheese-making and maintains a strong academic interest in Agriculture and Food Science. If you go to the cafe you can see milking stools and a life-size wall painting of a cow (up the steps inside the cafe).
|(c)Vanda Morton – used here with the artist’s kind permission|
In ‘Old Redlands’ published by the Redlands Local History Group in 1990, a local resident recollected that the University kept herds including Guernsey, Jersey and Alderney cows and a ‘source of cheap weekend nourishment [for local people] was the university farm dairy on the corner of Elmhurst Road and Upper Redlands road, where children from poor families would be sent to fetch a halfpenny jugful of skimmed milk on Saturdays for milk puddings.’
Berkshire isn’t traditionally thought of as a cheese making county, but there has been a resurgence in interest in cheeses and Barkham Blue (made near Wokingham) and Spenwood (named after Spencers Wood) are made just a few miles away.